LIES / MONEY / ANGER

THE TRUTH
* SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TELL A LIE.
* SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TELL THE TRUTH.
* SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
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*IF YOU THINK MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS - EITHER:
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO SHOP
OR
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
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THE UNIVERSITY TRUSTEES SEND THE DEAN OF PHILOSOPHY TO Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.
When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl laying nude on the bed.
She says, "Hi, DEAN, I'm a little something extra that the president of the board arranged for you!"
The DEAN is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Board and says, "what were you thinking, where is your respect?
I am the moral leader of our university!
I am very, very angry with you. You have not heard the end of this!".
The girl gets up and starts to get dressed.
The DEAN turns to her and says,

"Where are you going?
I'm not angry with you."