SERENA - CAN SHE COOK?

AUGUST 2004 SERENA - DOES SHE HAVE CULINARY SKILLS?*************************************************************************************OK. I was at a meeting and missed her match. I understand she didn't disappoint with fashion. Tell me about it. YOUR perspective, please.
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XX-THREE TIMES LAST NIGHT, -- I COULD HEAR THE ESPN ANNOUNCER TALK ABOUT HER LEATHER AND BLUE JEANS LOOK -- I NEVER GOT UP TO SEE HER OUTFIT. WHEN SERENA IS PLAYING, I KNOW THEY WILL SHOW HER FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS - SO I WILL CATCH HER WHENEVER I TURN ON THE TV.
WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT TENNIS --- NO MAN IS WATCHING THE TENNIS,THEY ARE WATCHING ANNA ( PAST TENSE ) AND SERENA FOR THEIR SEX APPEAL AND AS I TOLD YOU LONG AGO -- SERENA LOOKS LIKE SHE WOULD JUST RUIN A MAN AND LEAVE HIM A LUMP OF MINDLESS COAL -- WANDERING THE STREETS, TALKING TO HIMSELF AND BECOMING A BURDEN ON SOCIETY.
MUCH LIKE THE SOLDIER IN APOCALYPSE NOW, WHO WROTE HOME TO HIS WIFE AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE -- SELL THE HOUSE AND THE CAR AND KEEP THE KIDS, I AM NOT COMING BACK - VIETNAM JUST BLEW HIS MIND.
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ESPN HAS NEVER MENTIONED WHAT PETE SAMPAS WAS WEARING AT A TENNIS MATCH.
AS THEY SAID ABOUT KRAMER ON SEINFELD - SERENA HAS THE KAVORKA / SEXUAL POWER - SHE COULD BE AN ICE CUBE IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, BUT WHO WILL EVER KNOW ? - SHE IS A MALE FANTASY AND NO MAN COULD CARE LESS HOW SHE PLAYS TENNIS -- HER PLAYING IS A SIDELIGHT.
IF SHE WAS KNITTING A SWEATER, ESPN WOULD RUN A FEATURE ON IT.
IF SHE WAS AN ELEVATOR OPERATOR ( REMEMBER THEM ? ) AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, GUYS ON THE SECOND FLOOR WOULD BE WAITING TEN MINUTES FOR HER CAR TO STOP.
AS I ALWAYS SAY -- IF ANGELA BASSETT OR GABRIELLE UNION, INVITES YOU TO DINNER - YOU DON'T ASK IF THEY CAN COOK
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DIGRESSION ABOUT SEX APPEAL ----> GDG WAS TRYING OUT FOR A ROLE -- HE SAID THAT HE FELT THE PRODUCERS, AFTER SEEMING VERY HAPPY WITH HIS READING AND THEIR INTERVIEW -- CONTRIVED A SITUATION WHICH HAD THE FEMALE LEAD ACTRESS WALK ACROSS THE STAGE IN FRONT OF HIM, TO SEE HIS REACTION; TO SEE IF HE WAS INTERESTED AND TO GAGE HER SEX APPEAL -- AFTER THEY SAW HIS EYES TRAIL HER TO THE WINGS, THEY REACHED OUT AND SHOOK HIS HAND -- IF HE IS INTERESTED, HE WON'T HAVE TO "ACT" DURING THE ROMANTIC SCENES - THUS HIS JOB IS EASIER AND SO IS HER JOB.
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MARTINA IS A FANTASY TOO - THE IDEA THAT YOU COULD BE THE MAN WHO TURNS HER AROUND - THIS IS REALLY A FANTASY AMONG FANTASIES.
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DON'T BLAME THE MESSENGER, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MESSAGE - I AM JUST A MESSENGER.
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FINALLY, PUTTING ALL THIS FANTASY TALK TO REST - HERE IS A QUOTE FROM THE FINE FRENCH ACTRESS, ANOUK AIMEE, OF THE CLASSIC ROMANCE -- A MAN & A WOMAN - 1966 - EVERYONE SHOULD RENT THIS FILM, BUT NOTHING EXPLODES, WELL, THERE IS ONE EXPLOSION IN THE STORY.
ANYWAY, HER QUOTE --
"YOU CAN ONLY PERCEIVE REAL BEAUTY IN A PERSON
AS THEY GET OLDER."