IN THE HOSPITAL - 2004

I STARTED THIS WEBSITE WHILE IN THE HOSPITAL IN GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USING A PRIMITIVE LAPTON, BORROWED FROM VLGT AND DFT.
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YOUNG PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU THAT SETTING UP A WEBSITE IS EASY - I NOW FEEL QUALIFIED TO BECOME A ROCKET SURGEON OR A BRAIN SCIENTIST, THOSE OCCUPATIONS COULD NOT REQUIRE MORE RESEARCH THAN GETTING THIS SINGLE PAGE ON LINE.
LIKE AL PACINO SAID IN HIS RECENT SPY FILM - THE RECRUIT ---"NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS."
THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE FINE IF YOU HAVE AN ADVANCED DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH TEN YEARS OF ACTUAL FIELD EXPERIENCE WORKING FOR MICROSOFT OR I.B.M. -- I HAD TO CHEAT TO PASS MY LAST BLOOD PRESSURE TEST AND THAT WAS AFTER STUDYING ALL NIGHT - I WAS ILL PREPARED FOR GETTING THIS WEBSITE STUFF TOGETHER, BUT GDG WAS A BIG HELP. ************************************************
I HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING CHEST PAINS TODAY AND I FEAR MY DOCTOR WOULD HOSPITALIZE ME, SO I JUST STAYED HOME AND WATCHED TELEVISION ( COME TO THINK OF IT, THAT IS WHAT I DO WHEN I FEEL FINE ), BUT VLGT, DFT, FRANKIE, ANGELA AND DLB HAVE CONSPIRED TO CONVINCE ME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
POSSIBLE CAUSES OF CHEST PAINS ARE:
LETTERS FROM THE IRS
TOO MUCH SEX
TOO LITTLE SEX
NO DAMN SEX AT ALL
SEX WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
SEX WITHOUT ANOTHER PERSON IN THE ROOM
AND THE MINOR MISCELLANEOUS REASONS FOUND IN RARE INSTANCES --
LACK OF EXERCISE -
DRINKING RUT GUT WHISKEY BY THE JELLY JAR FULL -
LACK OF SLEEP -
TOO MUCH SLEEP -
LOW BLOOD PRESSURE -
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE -
AND THE REALLY SERIOUS ONE,
NO BLOOD PRESSURE -
EATING TOO MUCH -
EATING TOO LITTLE ( NOT AN ISSUE ) -
FAILURE TO TAKE MEDICATIONS PRESCRIBED BY MY DOCTOR.
WHO IS NOT LICENSED BY THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, BUT WHO HAS ADJUSTED HIS FEES DOWNWARD TO TAKE THIS TECHNICALITY INTO ACCOUNT. -
I HAVE RULED OUT THOSE SYMPTOMS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TAXES OR SEX - YET, THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES COVERED BY MY HEALTH INSURANCE.
I DON'T THINK THERE IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM -- I HAVE ALWAYS PLACED GREAT FAITH IN THE IDEA THAT THE GOOD DIE YOUNG -- I FEEL SAFE AND SECURE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 45 YEARS - WHICH WOULD TAKE ME TO AGE 90. ************************************************************************************************APRIL THE DOCTOR IS PUTTING ME IN THE HOSPITAL AND AFTER TESTING THEY PLAN TO DO THE STANDARD ATERY CATHORIZATION ON THURSDAY. I SHOULD BE RELEASED ON FRIDAY.
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE ALL GOES WELL, SO I DIDN'T PAY UPFRONT - I FIGURED THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE EXTRA INCENTIVE / MOTIVATION FOR THEM TO DO THEIR BEST.
THEY LET ME COME HOME TO PACK A BAG -- I AM HAVING TROUBLE LOCATING THIS CLEAN UNDERWEAR VLGT WANTS ME TO TAKE WITH ME -- BUT I WILL KEEP LOOKING.
RIGHT NOW, I AM FIXING A LITTLE LUNCH - THE STEAK IS ALMOST FINISHED FRYING, THE CHIPS ARE DONE, I FOUND A SLICE OF PIZZA TO WRAP THE STEAK IN AND THERE IS STILL SOME ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE COVERED CHEESECAKE LEFT-OVERS TO GO WITH MY DIET SODA.
ONE OF THE REASONS I HAVE REMAINED WELL THIS LONG, IS MY CONCERN FOR EATING RIGHT - LIKE THE LETTUCE AND TOMATO IN A BIG MAC - VEGETABLES ARE IMPORTANT!