MODERN ROMANCE

2004 -
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST: When your vibes meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE: When your glares meet across a crowded room
LOVE: When your partner sez "Let's make love"
LUST: When your partner sez "Let's screw"
MARRIAGE: When your partner sez "You want me to do what ?"
LOVE: When Spring fills your heart anew
LUST: When Spring means you can do it outside
MARRIAGE: When Spring means yard work
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have
LUST: When you argue who gets on top
MARRIAGE: When you argue about everything
LOVE: When you share everything
LUST: When you want everything
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything
LOVE: Mutual Climaxes
LUST: Multiple Climaxes
MARRIAGE: Climaxes ???
LOVE: When you phone just to say, "Hi"
LUST: When you phone to pick a hotel room
MARRIAGE: When you phone to finish an argument
LOVE: When you write poems
LUST: When you write profane notes
MARRIAGE: When you write checks
LOVE: Consider abstinence
LUST: Consider aphrodisiacs
MARRIAGE: Consider assassination
LOVE: When you're concerned for your partner's feelings
LUST: When you're concerned how long they can last
MARRIAGE: When you're concerned what's on TV
LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you too"
LUST: When your farewell is "So, same time next week ?"
MARRIAGE: When your farewell is a muttered obscenity
LOVE: "Oh, that was wonderful"
LUST: "Oh, not already ?"
MARRIAGE: "Oh no, not again ?"
LOVE: When you're proud to be seen with your partner
LUST: When you only see each other naked
MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake
LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE: When your stomach turns every time you see them
LOVE: "When will I see you again ?"
LUST: "When can we do this again ?
MARRIAGE: "When's dinner ?"
LOVE: When nobody else matters
LUST: When nobody else knows
MARRIAGE: When bills & taxes matter
LOVE: When the songs on the radio describe how you feel
LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you do it
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio
LOVE: When you never want to leave
LUST: When you never want to stop
MARRIAGE: When never want to go home
LOVE: When you need to do things with your partner
LUST: When you need to do things to your partner
MARRIAGE: When you need your partner to sign the bank loan .